The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
ROBIN WILLIAMSI was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
ROBIN WILLIAMSDon’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
ROBIN WILLIAMSShe is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhat some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCanada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
ROBIN WILLIAMSNo matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWe don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAs an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMy children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhy do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
ROBIN WILLIAMS