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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.

Joseph Heller

It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Dead Difference War Win
I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Freedom Live Strong
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Mad Paranoid
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Adjective Adverb Death Declare Hands
She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Epitome She Smile Sorrow Time
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Broken Heart Die Old
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Born Innocence
But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Children Favor Influence Liberation Parents War
The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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Depression Insane Man Society
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Country Dare Exercise Freedom Independence Traditonal
Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Change Confidence Courage Discovery Dread Fear Lost
Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Air Exercise Fresh Meet Opportunity People Prostitution Trouble

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