Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
JOSEPH HELLERWhat do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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Insanity is contagious.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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