“If we’re weird onstage, I don’t know what you’d call the Tubes.”

I love the fact that I can make people happy, in any form. Even if it’s just an hour of their lives, if I can make them feel lucky or make them feel good, or bring a smile to a sour face, that to me is worthwhile.

Modern paintings are like women, you’ll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.

My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly, my friends.

We’re a bit flashy, but the music’s not one big noise.

In terms of love, you’re not in control and I hate that feeling. I seem to write a lot of sad songs because I’m a very tragic person. But there’s always an element of humor at the end.

I dress to kill, but tastefully.

The concept of Queen is to be regal and majestic. Glamour is part of us, and we want to be dandy.

I’m just a musical prostitute, my dear.

It’s a beautiful day, the sun is shining, I feel good, and no one’s going to stop me now.

Who wants to live forever?

I like to be surrounded by splendid things.

The most important thing is to live a fabulous life. As long as it’s fabulous I don’t care how long it is.

My game of love has just begun, love runs from my head down to my toes. My love is pumping through my veins. Play the game, driving me insane.

In the early days, we just wore black onstage. Very bold, my dear. Then we introduced white, for variety, and it simply grew and grew.

One year of love is better than a lifetime alone.

I think my melodies are superior to my lyrics.

In my teeth is all I want sheet music which is so weird and cool.

I can’t stand modern movies. The images are too weird and eccentric for me.

Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird.

I just hope I don’t become so blissful I become boring. I think I’ll always be neurotic enough to do something weird.

It is important to make a child aware of the existence of a weird creature like a water spider that breathes through its backside.

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.

It’s a weird feeling when people are defining you, and you haven’t even defined yourself.

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.