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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
FRANK ZAPPA

Flame Heart Romantic
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health

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