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Frank Zappa Quote - If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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