Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINIn a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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