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GEORGE CARLINIf your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
More George Carlin Quotes
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Religion is just mind control.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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