It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
GEORGE CARLINIf your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
More George Carlin Quotes
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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