“Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.”

Time stays long enough for those who use it.

One can have no smaller or greater mastery than mastery of oneself.

All our knowledge has its origin in our perceptions.

Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.

The length of a man’s outspread arms is equal to his height.

He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast.

I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do.

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

He who wishes to be rich in a day will be hanged in a year.

My body will not be a tomb for other creatures.

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.

When taking a selfie, remember the most natural pose is still best.

Fear arises sooner than anything else.

The painter has the Universe in his mind and hands.

There are three classes of people: those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I have definitely had guys walk up to me, put their arm around me, and when they walk away, my shoulder smells like taco meat.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?

All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.