I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPANobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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So many books, so little time.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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One size does not fit all.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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