Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPANobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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So many books, so little time.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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