“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.”

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

Life must be kept up at a great rate in order to absorb any considerable amount of learning.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession.

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat.

By faithfully working eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on.

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on.

For dear me, why abandon a belief Merely because it ceases to be true.

The only certain freedom’s in departure.

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.

If one by one we counted people out, for the least sin, it wouldn’t take us long to get so we had no one left to live with. For to be social is to be forgiving.

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it’s egotism.

They cannot scare me with their empty spaces.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

To respond is positive, to react is negative.

Whatever anyone does or says, I must be emerald and keep my colour.

A lot of people judged me. I like the way it looks, so you have to be confident.

I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Be nice to nerds, they’ll probably be your boss one day.

I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.