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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself

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