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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
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Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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It’s not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
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Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
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An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
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It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
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Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
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Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
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The best way to behave is to misbehave.
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Everything’s in the mind. That’s where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
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I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
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