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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.

Frank Zappa

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Interfere Life
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA

Always Music Society

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