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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

Frank Zappa

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPA

Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational Make Up
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Sell
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bed Crazy Sex
Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA

Always Music Society
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPA

Love Music Song
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
FRANK ZAPPA

Flame Heart Romantic
One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational One Liner
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPA

Disco Environment Philosophy Politics

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