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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion

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