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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.

Frank Zappa

Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical

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