May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPAIf your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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So many books, so little time.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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One size does not fit all.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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