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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.

Frank Zappa

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPA

Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPA

Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPA

Drugs Parents
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Modern Music Song
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA

Memories Past Regret Remember
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPA

Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPA

Explanation Life Personality Spend
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Life Reality
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA

People Weird
Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA

Always Music Society
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deviation Motivational Progress
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPA

Black White
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPA

Cheap Freedom

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