If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAA composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPAThe more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPAStupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAOne and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPAI’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPAThe only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPAA wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPAPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPAIt’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPA