Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPAAnything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPAEverybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPAModern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPAThe difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
FRANK ZAPPAI never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPAScience is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPAOne and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPAPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPAOne size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPAThe most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPAI enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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