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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Frank Zappa

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time

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