We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPAArt is making something out of nothing and selling it.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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One and one is eleven.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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