If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPAArt is making something out of nothing and selling it.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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One size does not fit all.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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