Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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One and one is eleven.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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So many books, so little time.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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