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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon

Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

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