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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

Frank Zappa

So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics

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