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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

Frank Zappa

If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Bend Difference Knee
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPA

Explanation Life Personality Spend
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
FRANK ZAPPA

Enjoyment Irritation People
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPA

Cheap Freedom
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick
One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPA

One Liner Size Truth
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPA

Brown Lipstick Make Up
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Music Physical
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPA

Boss Public Religious Work
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPA

Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPA

Judgment Knowledge Ugly
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bed Crazy Sex

Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

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