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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics

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