Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPAA composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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