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Frank Zappa

Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion

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