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Frank Zappa

Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong

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