The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAJazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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One and one is eleven.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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One size does not fit all.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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