Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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One size does not fit all.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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So many books, so little time.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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