It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPAThe universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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One size does not fit all.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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