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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Frank Zappa

Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom

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