Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPAThe universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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One size does not fit all.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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