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Frank Zappa

One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational One Liner
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic

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