There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPACensoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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One and one is eleven.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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