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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Frank Zappa

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic

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