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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Frank Zappa

The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing

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