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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Frank Zappa

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

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