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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Frank Zappa

To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

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