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More Robin Williams Quotes
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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