People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
GEORGE CARLINNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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