The older you get, the better you realize you were.
GEORGE CARLINNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
GEORGE CARLIN