I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAINSanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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