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I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.

Neil Gaiman

Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
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Death Deep Life
I went away in my head, into a book. That was where I went whenever real life was too hard or too inflexible.
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Life Myself Reality
But how can you walk away from something and still come back to it?
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Philosophy Walk Yourself
A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really…”Do the stars gaze back?” Now, that’s a question.
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Deep Human Philosophy Stars
Stories may well be lies, but they are good lies that say true things, and which can sometimes pay the rent.
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Deep Goodness Lying Story True
In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.
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Heart Kiss People Perfection See Touch
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful.
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Dream Goodness Hope Kiss Mad Magic Thinking
I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating.
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Believe Communication Deep Myself Problem
You don’t get explanations in real life. You just get moments that are absolutely, utterly, inexplicably odd.
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Life Moments Philosophy Reality Yourself
Only the phoenix rises and does not descend. And everything changes. And nothing is truly lost.
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Change Lost Rise True
I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else.
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Book Live Myself One Liner
There’s none so blind as those who will not listen.
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Blind Ignorance One Liner
Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.
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Animal Believe Deserve
Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.
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Goodness Hell Writing
I am selfish, private, and easily bored. Will this be a problem?
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Easy Myself Problem
Not only are there no happy endings,’ she told him, ‘there aren’t even any endings.
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Deep End Happiness Philosophy

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