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I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.

Neil Gaiman

I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.
NEIL GAIMAN

Carry Deep Hell Myself Philosophy Thinking
Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
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Death Deep Life
To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due.
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Absence Devil Friendship Lost Season
If you dare nothing, then when the day is over, nothing is all you will have gained.
NEIL GAIMAN

Courage Gain Inspirational Yourself
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, you’re doing something.
NEIL GAIMAN

Hope Inspirational Mistake Myself
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.
NEIL GAIMAN

Book Fantasy Man Naked
When I was a child, adults would tell me not to make things up, warning me of what would happen if I did. As far as I can tell so far, it seems to involve lots of foreign travel and not having to get up too early in the morning.
NEIL GAIMAN

Children Morning Myself Philosophy Travel
A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really…”Do the stars gaze back?” Now, that’s a question.
NEIL GAIMAN

Deep Human Philosophy Stars
I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else.
NEIL GAIMAN

Book Live Myself One Liner
I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you’re alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.”
NEIL GAIMAN

Alive Believe Deep Enjoyment Game Life Myself
What I say is, a town isn’t a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it’s got a bookstore, it knows it’s not foolin’ a soul.
NEIL GAIMAN

Book Myself Soul
Being a writer is a very peculiar sort of a job: it’s always you versus a blank sheet of paper (or a blank screen) and quite often the blank piece of paper wins.
NEIL GAIMAN

Poet Quite Winner Writing
Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.
NEIL GAIMAN

Fly Inspirational Kill Wake Up
It’s like the people who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, but who learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you. If you see what I mean.
NEIL GAIMAN

Believe Happiness Live People Yourself
Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.
NEIL GAIMAN

Animal Believe Deserve
Rule number one: Don’t fuck with librarians.
NEIL GAIMAN

Fight Library One Liner

I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.

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