“Who said nights were for sleep?”

Most men judge your importance in their lives by how much you can hurt them, not by how happy you can make them.

One of the best things that ever happened to me is that I’m a woman. That is the way all females should feel.

To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, it’s society who’s ugly.

I don’t forgive people because I’m weak, I forgive them because I am strong enough to know people make mistakes.

Dreaming about being an actress is more exciting than being one.

Love in this dying world but the simple word “love” itself already died and went away.

You deny your own values and opinions, and you adopt a personality that isn’t you.

I’ve often stood silent at a party for hours listening to my movie idols turn into dull and little people.

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.

I could never pretend something I didn’t feel. I could never make love if I didn’t love, and if I loved I could no more hide the fact than change the color of my eyes.

When you’re young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you’re laughing again.

All men are the same. They just have different faces so that women differentiate them.

I do what I like, I like what I do.

I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made.

A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none.

The thing I want more than anything else? I want to have children. I used to feel for every child I had, I would adopt another.

Money is not everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

When the solution is simple, God is answering.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.