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I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?

Diogenes

Behold! I’ve brought you a man.
DIOGENES

Brought Man Yourself
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
DIOGENES

Bite Dog Enemy Friend Perspective
I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.
DIOGENES

Bark Bite Dog Greedy Kind Myself
No man is hurt but by himself.
DIOGENES

Deep Himself Hurt Man One Liner
You will become a teacher of yourself when for the same things that you blame others, you also blame yourself.
DIOGENES

Blame Philosophy Teacher Yourself
To become self-educated you should condemn yourself for all those things that you would criticize others.
DIOGENES

Criticize Deep Educate Yourself
One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.
DIOGENES

Mind Original Quote Thought Worth
Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.
DIOGENES

Dog Few Good Great Philosophy Reward
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
DIOGENES

Belong Drink Myself Wine
In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face.
DIOGENES

Face Home Man Place Rich Spit
Alexander the Great found the philosopher looking attentively at a pile of human bones. Diogenes explained,I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave.
DIOGENES

Bones Father Human Philosophy Slave
The art of being a slave is to rule one’s master.
DIOGENES

Art Deep Master Perspective Philosophy Rule Slave
Of what use is a philosopher who doesn’t hurt anybody’s feelings?
DIOGENES

Feel Hurt Philosophy
The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.
DIOGENES

Effect Fret Gall Good Honest Man Yourself
Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.
DIOGENES

Comfort Deep Education Old Ornament Poor Rich Sober Young
We come into the world alone and we die alone.
DIOGENES

Alone Come Death World

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