I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?
DIOGENESIf I gained one thing from philosophy is that at the very least, I am well prepared to confront any change in fortune.
More Diogenes Quotes
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He has the most who is most content with the least.
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We come into the world alone and we die alone.
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To one who asked what was the proper time for lunch, he said, “If a rich man, when you will; if a poor man, when you can.”
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You will become a teacher of yourself when for the same things that you blame others, you also blame yourself.
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Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
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Blushing is the color of virtue.
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The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.
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We have two ears and one tongue so that we could listen more and talk less.
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No man is hurt but by himself.
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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
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The most beautiful thing in the world is freedom of speech.
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People who talk well but do nothing are like musical instruments; the sound is all they have to offer.
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It takes a wise man to discover a wise man.
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One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.
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What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
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