Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
GROUCHO MARXI’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Time wounds all heels.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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