I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSNobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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