Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSA fool and his money are soon elected.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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