When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERS
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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