“Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it.”

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

The only thing that is more expensive than education is ignorance.

Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.

It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it.

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.

We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!

Lost Time is never found again.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Reading makes a full man, meditation a profound man, discourse a clear man.

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

The person who deserves most pity is a lonesome one on a rainy day who doesn’t know how to read.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Joy is not in things, it is in us.

Contentment makes poor men rich, Discontent makes rich men poor.