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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity

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