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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

Will Rogers

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired

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