Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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