You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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