There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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