We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSThe more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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