Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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