All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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