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Will Rogers

The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep

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