Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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