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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Mae West

I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Husband Kiss Men Teaching Time
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST

Confidence Rope Women
Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
MAE WEST

Alcohol Fun Remember
Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
MAE WEST

Art Emotion Instinct Love
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
MAE WEST

Dreams Fiction Sarcastic
Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
MAE WEST

Business Mistake Pay
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty – he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST

Character Face Man Suffering
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST

Reward Sale Virtue
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST

Dedication Easy Hard Work Inspirational Religion Worth
Look your best – who said love is blind?
MAE WEST

Anniversary Blind Look Love
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST

Lady Learning
When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
MAE WEST

Attitude Bad Goodness Mood Self Respect
There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST

Bad Girl Women
Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST

Institution Marriage Ready
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST

Freedom Look Women

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

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