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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Mae West

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
MAE WEST

Adore Marriage Sarcastic Traditional
Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
MAE WEST

Avoid Danger Humour
I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST

Imitation Lady Model Reality Women
It’s not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
MAE WEST

Count Inspirational Intelligence Work Hard
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST

Men Women Wrong
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST

Humour Life Travel Try
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST

Goodness One Liner
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST

One Liner Patience Slow Worth
I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.
MAE WEST

Deep Diary Memories
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
MAE WEST

Buy Diamond Gift Shine Thankful
When you get the personality, you don’t need the nudity.
MAE WEST

Nude Personality Women Empowerment
Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
MAE WEST

Alcohol Fun Remember
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
MAE WEST

Bridge Humour Partner Relationship Sex
There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST

Bad Girl Women
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
MAE WEST

Figure Man Protect Relationship Want
I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.
MAE WEST

Convinced Freedom Harm Life Live She Society Woman

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

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