“My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.”

I was raised to believe that you’re safe in God’s hands. But I don’t feel safe with myself.

I need to behave in a way that will cause people to take me seriously.

I love comic books. I just do.

I love comic books. I just do.

Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.

The things that happen in your life are either your choices or opportunities and lessons the universe has put before you. Life on earth is like college and we’re all just trying to pass the courses.

I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.

All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.

I feel like it’s impossible to please the hardcore comic book fans, because they’ll never be happy no matter what you do.

Getting married was the best thing I’ve ever done.

I have to really enjoy someone’s personality, not just their looks, before I’ll kiss them.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

I feel intimidated by fashion.

To be outspoken, or different at all, is a problem for women.

People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she’s so serious and stoic. I’m the opposite.

No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.

So if I’m swirling around on some wires, talking to Fred Flintstone, I make it the funnest I can. I also want to be good at it. I don’t want to be a crap cartoon character. I want to be proud I’m a vitamin!

I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.

I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’

A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

Almost every cartoonist, when he’s sitting down to draw a funny face.

A good analogy [Charlie Hebdo] in lots of ways is “South Park” – the hugely popular American cartoon show – and the things that the “South Park” creators have created, like “The Book Of Mormon,” the Broadway musical.

I want to make my own animes.

Betcha I wet cha like hurricanes and typhoons, got buffoons eating my pussy while I watch cartoons.