Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRAThe towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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