I don’t hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you.
JIM CARREYUsually you regret the things you say no to.
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My father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham, I was the whole pig.
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I love playing ego and insecurity combined.
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Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
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A lot of good love can happen in ten years.
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150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
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True religion has, at its core: Love, Peace, Mercy, Justice and Freedom. If any of these elements is not fully present in a religion, the religion has been compromised.
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Either you’re the one erasing or you’re the one being erased.
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Everything can be made fun of. The most serious things are ripe for making fun of them.
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Comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else.
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I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.
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Beware of the unloved, because they will eventually hurt themselves or others.
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Human things have long since jumped the shark.
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I’ve always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.
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There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that’s going to eat you.
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So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.
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