Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAINAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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