I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINEducation: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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